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I light up a blunt and sit here and watch people exhausted from the people they are pretending to be. Lmao wow babes, just be yourself. If you’ve ever been afraid of what they would think, do or say then this blog is for you! Here are some tips on surviving love, life and being 20 something;

Tips to amour (that means love in French btw)

I’ve met so many women who pretend they don’t like being in love. They are independent, self-sufficient, beautiful, creative, delicious, intelligent. They are hard working, funny, fine AF, bossy. They are queens looking for perfection and I’m going to be the one to break it to you bitches and tell you that your knight in shining armour (a different word to the French word for love) is actually just a normal dude with issues too. So listen up hoes, I’m gonna spit it to you as frank as I fucking can, so open your ears.

Firstly, you need to understand that this nigga you’re trying to cuff is a work in progress, just like you are! I know women (including myself) like to pretend that we’re perfect when in actuality we’re scared little girls in big girl bodies figuring out life one day at a time, just like everyone else. I’m sure you’ve heard the saying “a tiger never changes its stripes” but look back at yourself 10 years ago, now look at yourself today, are you the same bitch? No, you aren’t! That guy is also not the same, so that’s indicative of change. BTW we aren’t tigers so that analogy is irrelevant. So what you need to know if you’re going to be with someone (provided that they actually want to be with you too, this is a very important component which you bitches miss) is to understand that some people are capable of change, the operative word is some.

Secondly, you’re going to have to learn how to forgive (I mean the men too). There is no relationship without forgiveness. When you’re betrayed by a significant other, family and friends will encourage you to leave, but when they themselves betray you they expect forgiveness. Forgiveness and love don’t end where dicks (or vaginas) begin, remember that! Also remember that if you’re both fighting to be together, then nothing anyone else says really matters now does it?

Tips to life

You’re going to have to start actively not giving a fuck! I swear to god, we as a human race care too fucking much about other people. We care about what they’re going to think, we care about what they are going to say, we care about likes, follows, views and retweets. We care about being recognized, congratulated and complimented. We care if people think we’re friendly, beautiful and happy.

I’m going to tell you something you should try. Try caring about what you think, say and feel about your fucking self and sternly recommend that people take their opinions and gently insert it into their rectal cavity (or be more polite) whatever.

Another tip is to self-care as frequently as possible. You need to be gentle with yourself because life is tough and rough #bars. Smoke a blunt (highly recommended), be nice to people and mind your fucking business, wash your hair, listen to good music, use some eyeliner (even if its uneven after your hundredth try), moisturise, drink water, stay away from negative people, say Fuck You if you’re upset and see mornings as beginnings to new possibilities.

Tips for being 20 something

I’ve heard (and experienced) that the twenties are shit, sometimes its lit, but mostly its shit. Your twenties are your growing pains. With a sudden, unexpected jolt (like when you land after falling in your sleep) you were ripped from adolescence and spat out into this challenging period called adulting. Use this time as a period to grow and learn. You need to realize that life won’t stop teaching you the lesson until you learn what its here to teach you. Your twenties are as much about healing emotional wounds and learning how to love as they are about acquiring success and materialistic entities.

Stop thinking you know it all because you don’t, stop forcing people to think the way you do, its oppressive. Stop thinking life won’t humble you because it will. Stop holding in your emotions because you’re trying to be (emotionally intelligent). I doubt emotional intelligence means you must harbor sadness, depression, and anxiety as to not upset other people. Men, you need to start crying more and learning how to communicate your feelings better. Listen to your mother’s (but sometimes take what she says with a pinch of salt) …and lastly, be yourself, unless you’re fucked up!

Thank you

To all my family and friends for being love and light, to my fiancé (I like that word) for committing to do this love and life thing with me (I love you), to my weed man because your chronic is the shit and has gotten me through a lot in the last year, to myself for never giving up on me.

Posted by:dontcallmegaby

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